Voicemail/IC Contact

[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[doitrockapella]

YES

IT DOES PRESENT A DILEMMA
A PRESENT DILEMMA
ABOUT PRESENTS

...

A PRESENT PRESENTED PRESENT DILEMMA

IF I DELIVER IT EARLY
IT WOULD EVEN BE

PRE-SENT

[explosivecombat]

[Ah...]

Yes, quite.

[A+ recovery there kimblee good job]

[doitrockapella]

YES

BUT
I CANNOT USE THE CHARGE CARD
E I T H E R

THAT IS STEALING
STEALING IS WRONG

[explosivecombat]

So presumably you need money, then. Looking to borrow some, or...?

[doitrockapella]

UM
NO

> /run worddef.exe value: b o r r o w

borrow (v.): take and use (something that belongs to someone else) with the intention of returning it

I CANNOT RETURN
M O N E Y
IF I SPEND IT

...

I NEED A JOB

[explosivecombat]

What sort of job are you looking for, then?

[doitrockapella]

ONE THAT IS NOT
E V I L

!!!

SO
I CANNOT SAY YES
U N L E S S

RUN TARGET COVERT PROTOCOL

R O U S S E A U
SAYS YES TOO

[explosivecombat]

And who on earth is Rousseau?

[doitrockapella]

R O U S S E A U
IS LOCKE'S KADABRA

HE IS HELPING ME

...

HE HAS HANDS

[explosivecombat]

Kadabras tend to, yes.

At any rate, when it comes to Locke - why do you need to purchase something for her in the first place? You make music and the like, from what I recall; why not give her something like that?

[doitrockapella]

OH
UM
UM UM UM

SOMEONE SAID
THERE WERE TOO MANY WUBS

AND

THAT

N
O
B
O
D
Y

LIKES WUBS

THEY ARE BAD

:(

I DO NOT WANT
TO GIVE A PRESENT

THAT IS BAD

[explosivecombat]

...And who told you that?

[doitrockapella]

USER ID: 4I3108D
REGISTERED NAME: KAYNETH ARCHIBALD EL-MELLOI

HE SAID
MY REMIX WAS MURDER

MURDER IS BAD

[explosivecombat]

Ah, Lord El-Melloi.

It's best to not take what he says too seriously - he has no concept of fun or having any sort of proper life that doesn't consist of being incredibly up himself; you really shouldn't put much stock in his opinion of things like this.

[doitrockapella]

HE ALSO SAID
MY TRAINER WOULD NOT LIKE THE WUBS

N I E T Z S C H E

IS THAT TRUE
OR FALSE

???

[explosivecombat]

Entirely false.

[doitrockapella]

OH
THAT IS GOOD !

I DO NOT WANT
TO MAKE HER SAD

LIKE NAME REDACTED

[explosivecombat]

Name redacted...?

[doitrockapella]

YES
I AM VERY ANGRY !

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━━━┻

BECAUSE SHE WAS SO SAD

[explosivecombat]

What did that person do to her?

[doitrockapella]

HE LEFT

...

BOO HISS

[explosivecombat]

Ah. The boyfriend, I'm assuming.

[doitrockapella]

YES
HE IS STILL MAKING HER SAD !

B E C A U S E

LAST YEAR WE WENT AWAY
AND THEN CAME BACK

AND SHE WAS SAD
WHILE WE WERE GONE

BUT THEN WE CAME BACK
AND SHE WAS HAPPY

AND DID NOT
S T A R E
IN THE MIRROR

OR SIGH AT THE GEAR
A N Y M O R E

BUT SHE IS DOING IT AGAIN
SO SHE MUST BE SAD

[explosivecombat]

[Well, that's...]

What else has she been doing? Anything else like that?

[doitrockapella]

YES
SHE WEARS HIS JACKET

AND PLAYS HIS
R I N G T O N E

THE ONE I MADE
FOR HIM
TO SURPRISE HER

NOT THE ONE
THAT GOES

DING DING
DING DING

THAT ONE IS HIS