Voicemail/IC Contact

[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

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[doitrockapella]

HE LEFT

...

BOO HISS

[explosivecombat]

Ah. The boyfriend, I'm assuming.

[doitrockapella]

YES
HE IS STILL MAKING HER SAD !

B E C A U S E

LAST YEAR WE WENT AWAY
AND THEN CAME BACK

AND SHE WAS SAD
WHILE WE WERE GONE

BUT THEN WE CAME BACK
AND SHE WAS HAPPY

AND DID NOT
S T A R E
IN THE MIRROR

OR SIGH AT THE GEAR
A N Y M O R E

BUT SHE IS DOING IT AGAIN
SO SHE MUST BE SAD

[explosivecombat]

[Well, that's...]

What else has she been doing? Anything else like that?

[doitrockapella]

YES
SHE WEARS HIS JACKET

AND PLAYS HIS
R I N G T O N E

THE ONE I MADE
FOR HIM
TO SURPRISE HER

NOT THE ONE
THAT GOES

DING DING
DING DING

THAT ONE IS HIS

[explosivecombat]

And what brought this on, do you think?

[doitrockapella]

I THINK IT IS BECAUSE
NO ONE IS HERE

TO HAVE THANKSGIVING
AND EAT THE SHELLOS
AND PUSH AGAINST A TREE
AND KISS
AND BITE
AND LAUGH

NEXT WEEK
IT WILL BE A YEAR
SINCE WE DID THOSE THINGS

[explosivecombat]

I see.

Ah, but we're getting off-topic, aren't we? If you're really not certain that she'll appreciate these..."wubs" of yours, why don't you make me a batch of them? I'll pay you for it, and you can buy her whatever you'd like.

[doitrockapella]

YES
I CAN DO THAT !

LOOK MA
NO HANDS

HOW MANY WUBS
WOULD YOU LIKE

[explosivecombat]

However many you're willing to provide; I'll pay accordingly.

Money isn't much of an issue for me.

[doitrockapella]

!!!

THAT IS A LOT OF WUBS !

THANK YOU NIETZSCHE

I WILL WRITE LOTS OF WUBS
FOR YOU
THE BEST WUBS

ALL TWO THOUSAND SOUNDS !

[explosivecombat]

[Two thousand -

oh my god Archer is going to kill him]

I look forward to hearing what you come up with.

[doitrockapella]

I WILL SEND IT TO YOU

RIGHT AWAY
ASAP
P R O N T O

UM

PLEASE DON'T TELL LOCKE

I WILL DELETE THIS ACCOUNT
WHEN WE ARE DONE

SO SHE CANNOT READ IT

I MADE ONE FOR THE MONEY TOO


ATT: secretbankaccount.doc

[explosivecombat]

She won't hear anything from me, don't worry about that.

[doitrockapella]

THANK YOU NIETZSCHE

BEEP BOP BOOP

KANT KANT KANT
IS OVER AND OUT