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(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

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Kadabras tend to, yes.

At any rate, when it comes to Locke - why do you need to purchase something for her in the first place? You make music and the like, from what I recall; why not give her something like that?

OH
UM
UM UM UM

SOMEONE SAID
THERE WERE TOO MANY WUBS

AND

THAT

N
O
B
O
D
Y

LIKES WUBS

THEY ARE BAD

:(

I DO NOT WANT
TO GIVE A PRESENT

THAT IS BAD

...And who told you that?

USER ID: 4I3108D
REGISTERED NAME: KAYNETH ARCHIBALD EL-MELLOI

HE SAID
MY REMIX WAS MURDER

MURDER IS BAD

Ah, Lord El-Melloi.

It's best to not take what he says too seriously - he has no concept of fun or having any sort of proper life that doesn't consist of being incredibly up himself; you really shouldn't put much stock in his opinion of things like this.

HE ALSO SAID
MY TRAINER WOULD NOT LIKE THE WUBS

N I E T Z S C H E

IS THAT TRUE
OR FALSE

???

Entirely false.

OH
THAT IS GOOD !

I DO NOT WANT
TO MAKE HER SAD

LIKE NAME REDACTED

Name redacted...?

YES
I AM VERY ANGRY !

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━━━┻

BECAUSE SHE WAS SO SAD

What did that person do to her?

HE LEFT

...

BOO HISS

Ah. The boyfriend, I'm assuming.

YES
HE IS STILL MAKING HER SAD !

B E C A U S E

LAST YEAR WE WENT AWAY
AND THEN CAME BACK

AND SHE WAS SAD
WHILE WE WERE GONE

BUT THEN WE CAME BACK
AND SHE WAS HAPPY

AND DID NOT
S T A R E
IN THE MIRROR

OR SIGH AT THE GEAR
A N Y M O R E

BUT SHE IS DOING IT AGAIN
SO SHE MUST BE SAD

[Well, that's...]

What else has she been doing? Anything else like that?

YES
SHE WEARS HIS JACKET

AND PLAYS HIS
R I N G T O N E

THE ONE I MADE
FOR HIM
TO SURPRISE HER

NOT THE ONE
THAT GOES

DING DING
DING DING

THAT ONE IS HIS

And what brought this on, do you think?

I THINK IT IS BECAUSE
NO ONE IS HERE

TO HAVE THANKSGIVING
AND EAT THE SHELLOS
AND PUSH AGAINST A TREE
AND KISS
AND BITE
AND LAUGH

NEXT WEEK
IT WILL BE A YEAR
SINCE WE DID THOSE THINGS

I see.

Ah, but we're getting off-topic, aren't we? If you're really not certain that she'll appreciate these..."wubs" of yours, why don't you make me a batch of them? I'll pay you for it, and you can buy her whatever you'd like.

YES
I CAN DO THAT !

LOOK MA
NO HANDS

HOW MANY WUBS
WOULD YOU LIKE

However many you're willing to provide; I'll pay accordingly.

Money isn't much of an issue for me.

!!!

THAT IS A LOT OF WUBS !

THANK YOU NIETZSCHE

I WILL WRITE LOTS OF WUBS
FOR YOU
THE BEST WUBS

ALL TWO THOUSAND SOUNDS !

[Two thousand -

oh my god Archer is going to kill him]

I look forward to hearing what you come up with.

I WILL SEND IT TO YOU

RIGHT AWAY
ASAP
P R O N T O

UM

PLEASE DON'T TELL LOCKE

I WILL DELETE THIS ACCOUNT
WHEN WE ARE DONE

SO SHE CANNOT READ IT

I MADE ONE FOR THE MONEY TOO

ATT: secretbankaccount.doc

She won't hear anything from me, don't worry about that.

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doitrockapella - 2013-11-16 23:17 (UTC) - Expand

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