Voicemail/IC Contact

[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[doitrockapella]

YES
I CAN DO THAT !

LOOK MA
NO HANDS

HOW MANY WUBS
WOULD YOU LIKE

[explosivecombat]

However many you're willing to provide; I'll pay accordingly.

Money isn't much of an issue for me.

[doitrockapella]

!!!

THAT IS A LOT OF WUBS !

THANK YOU NIETZSCHE

I WILL WRITE LOTS OF WUBS
FOR YOU
THE BEST WUBS

ALL TWO THOUSAND SOUNDS !

[explosivecombat]

[Two thousand -

oh my god Archer is going to kill him]

I look forward to hearing what you come up with.

[doitrockapella]

I WILL SEND IT TO YOU

RIGHT AWAY
ASAP
P R O N T O

UM

PLEASE DON'T TELL LOCKE

I WILL DELETE THIS ACCOUNT
WHEN WE ARE DONE

SO SHE CANNOT READ IT

I MADE ONE FOR THE MONEY TOO


ATT: secretbankaccount.doc

[explosivecombat]

She won't hear anything from me, don't worry about that.

[doitrockapella]

THANK YOU NIETZSCHE

BEEP BOP BOOP

KANT KANT KANT
IS OVER AND OUT