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[explosivecombat]

[TEXT; LOCKED TO doitrockapella]

The offer for conversation is always open, should you desire to take me up on it; I can't guarantee that I'll respond immediately, nor will it necessarily be the response you want, but I'll always respond in some way.

In the name of enlightened discourse.

Comments

[explosivecombat]

Only twice? You are doing well today.

I'm currently looking after the place on my own for the next hour or so; these people are entirely too trusting, I may go mad with power before the weekend.

[doitrockapella]

Yes, god forbid we leave you with full control and mastery over the azaleas. You might landscape us all into oblivion.

Have you thought about what you'll do, once your two weeks of exile are up?

[explosivecombat]

Locke, have you ever known me to think that far ahead?

[doitrockapella]

Maybe I'm asking as a conversational transition into talking about it.

[explosivecombat]

Fair enough.

I imagine you aren't going to want to continue keeping an eye on me beyond that?

[doitrockapella]

It's more along the lines of, I don't want you to end up lacking...structure, as soon as your debt to society has been paid off. If that makes sense.

[explosivecombat]

...You don't know where my superior's departure has left me, in that regard. Is that it?

[doitrockapella]

Something like that. It's not a roundabout way of trying to ask how you're feeling about it or anything to that effect. I just know that you tend to function better under certain circumstances than others.

[explosivecombat]

For what it's worth, I didn't think you were trying anything roundabout like that - if you're going to ask me how I feel about something and you really want a truthful answer, you always ask me directly.

At the same time, he knew the same thing that you've just stated, about me functioning better under certain circumstances; the possibility that he may leave this place before me is something that he'd planned for. I have orders to tide me over for now.

[doitrockapella]

For what it's worth, I am trying in a roundabout manner to find out if you're likely to go blow up a city again.

But that's a secondary concern for right now.

[explosivecombat]

...And a valid one, I'll admit, since the orders I was left with didn't involve blowing up anything and I actually believe he would have preferred I not.

For now, however, I have no interest in doing so.

[doitrockapella]

The radio's gone tolerable again, then?

[explosivecombat]

It has, yes.

[doitrockapella]

You know your noble opposition is still convinced you did it with them in mind.

I'm surprised they've actually managed to be more arrogant than I am, as far as that's concerned.

[explosivecombat]

I wish I could say I'm surprised by that; however, one of them has been convinced of that for well over a year now.

[doitrockapella]

I'll admit I was convinced of it for awhile myself, back in the day.

Then I bothered to listen to you.

[explosivecombat]

Ah, but that's the difference, isn't it? I've told them exactly the same thing I've told you, starting at approximately the same time.

[doitrockapella]

Maybe next time you should tell them that you've developed a passion for floral arrangement. How utterly nefarious.

[explosivecombat]

I'm actually willing to consider that, simply because they would assume I'm genuinely baiting.

As aggravating as they can be, it would be worth seeing them panic while they try to work out where I am and how I've managed to weaponize the carnations.

[doitrockapella]

...Could you manage to weaponize the carnations?

[explosivecombat]

Probably not...?

Granted, I've never tried, but...

[doitrockapella]

Well, I suppose we've just established what you'll be thinking about for the rest of your shift, haven't we.

There's something else I wanted to ask you. Does the organization have an established protocol for dealing with traitors?

[explosivecombat]

It depends on the way that they betray the organization, really. Why do you ask?

[doitrockapella]

I'm curious to know how much trouble a rather hapless Romeo is about to find himself in, that's all.

[explosivecombat]

If you're referring to the one I'm thinking about, I've known about him for quite some time. I've also known about the person he's with - lovely girl, really.