Voicemail/IC Contact

[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[glaciates]

He ate them. I was gone for ten minutes herding the other Bergmites and he ate them.

[.............WAIT HANG ON HE FORGOT TO CLARIFY SOMETHING]

They were chocolate! Chocolate-shaped Bergmites. I thought they were cute.

[explosivecombat]

[ISAAC THANK YOU FOR THE CLARIFICATION

I MEAN HIS FIRST PROBLEM WASN'T SO MUCH WITH ARCHER EATING LIVING THINGS AS IT WAS THE FACT THAT ARCHER APPARENTLY ATE SEVERAL THINGS THAT ARE THREE FEET TALL AND WEIGH AS MUCH AS A GROWN MAN

WHICH LIKELY SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT KIMBLEE'S PRIORITIES BUT STILL]

...Isaac, please tell me you mean Bergmite-shaped chocolates, because what you just said really doesn't make anything any better.

[glaciates]

[ARCHER IS HORRIBLY OFFENDED SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE]

Oh wait, yeah, that's--

[GODDAMMIT]

That's what I meant, yes, I just...

[WOW HOW AWKWARD]

[explosivecombat]

...Well, that was a bit rude of him, wasn't it. Did you just leave them unattended for too long in his line of vision, or...

[THE OFFENSE AIN'T GONNA GET BETTER ANYTIME SOON, ARCHER]

[glaciates]

[HE'S GOING TO PUNCH YOU BOTH]

Uh, yeah. Like I said, I was rounding up the other Bergmites - the uh, the non-chocolate ones - and when I came back they were gone.

[explosivecombat]

I would tell him to replace them for you, but I'm concerned they won't make it home.

[glaciates]

Yeah, that's why I didn't bother asking him... I didn't want any more of them to be eaten.

[explosivecombat]

[...You didn't...]

...Isaac, please don't tell me you were attempting to save them.

[glaciates]

What did you think I was going to do with them?

[explosivecombat]

...Not let them rot, perhaps.

[glaciates]

But it seems wrong to eat them...

[explosivecombat]

...Of all sentences I would have thought to describe you with, "inherently horrified by the thought of eating cute chocolate" is not one of them.

[glaciates]

Ah, that's not--

[...well actually, that is very accurate, isn't it? He was pretty horrified by those chocolate Pikachu heads...]

Huh. Well, yeah, I guess...