Voicemail/IC Contact

[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

[glaciates]

[HE'S GOING TO PUNCH YOU BOTH]

Uh, yeah. Like I said, I was rounding up the other Bergmites - the uh, the non-chocolate ones - and when I came back they were gone.

[explosivecombat]

I would tell him to replace them for you, but I'm concerned they won't make it home.

[glaciates]

Yeah, that's why I didn't bother asking him... I didn't want any more of them to be eaten.

[explosivecombat]

[...You didn't...]

...Isaac, please don't tell me you were attempting to save them.

[glaciates]

What did you think I was going to do with them?

[explosivecombat]

...Not let them rot, perhaps.

[glaciates]

But it seems wrong to eat them...

[explosivecombat]

...Of all sentences I would have thought to describe you with, "inherently horrified by the thought of eating cute chocolate" is not one of them.

[glaciates]

Ah, that's not--

[...well actually, that is very accurate, isn't it? He was pretty horrified by those chocolate Pikachu heads...]

Huh. Well, yeah, I guess...