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[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

text; 11/8

[aufsassig]

Did you know that snowflakes can explode?

[explosivecombat]

I'm rather acquainted with that fact, yes; I own one.

[aufsassig]

What a magical world we live in.

Where do you buy the disk thingy to teach 'em that trick? I keep checking the department stores but you ask about that one too many times and people will start getting suspicious.

[explosivecombat]

I didn't; I received one that can be used multiple times without breaking.

Interested in borrowing it?

[aufsassig]

...Received from who, and where can I find them, preferably someplace quiet and with not too many witnesses around?

I am interested, if you're willing.

[explosivecombat]

I wouldn't have offered if I weren't willing.

Though if you want one of your own, you may have to find a way to convince that creature we saw recently to give it to you; I don't have a better explanation for where it came from.

[aufsassig]

The fucking llama thing? Damn. Wish I'd known that a week ago; it was my birthday and everything.

[explosivecombat]

Did you enjoy the party, at least?

[aufsassig]

I got a picture of me with the loveable red dinosaur.

[explosivecombat]

...Did you really?

[aufsassig]

Yeah, I got the nerd with the full-body long johns to hold the camera for me and everything. Look.


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[explosivecombat]

...You did have a good time.

[aufsassig]

Not many people can say they got an Armageddon for their birthday. Why not enjoy it?

What about you? Anything interesting happen?

[explosivecombat]

The fact that something like that happened at all was enough for me.

But then, I tend to enjoy myself when the resident deities show up; this isn't the first time I've seen one, though I hadn't seen this particular set before.

[aufsassig]

...So does it always draw them out, if you make a big enough mess of things?

[explosivecombat]

Yes and no. In my experience, it has to be something that threatens both regions in a way that isn't anything that can be stopped by humans. Other times they just show up because it suits them.

This was the first time that I've seen what I'm assuming is the Creator, however.

[aufsassig]

It's a sad world we live in when the almighty creator is a llama that got stuck halfway when it tried to jump through a hula hoop.

[explosivecombat]

I admit I wasn't quite expecting that - it's a bit stranger than the other ones I've seen. Even when compared to the behemoths we were dealing with the day before, it was a little on the unusual side.