Solf J Kimblee (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
explosivecombat) wrote2012-09-27 10:44 pm
explosivecombat) wrote2012-09-27 10:44 pm
Entry tags:
- !ic,
- *audio,
- @barry hatch's libido,
- @dist the rose (take him seriously),
- @dr kato (hopefully not in a dress),
- @hoshina utau's flawless social skills,
- @jinguji ren,
- @king logan's ttly awesome people skills,
- @our future cobra commander overlord,
- @ryuunosuke uryuu's sense of cool,
- all the juniors. all of them,
- come at me bro,
- itp: we discuss zombies,
- just thought he'd ask,
- like a brick to the face,
- look at your life; look at your choices,
- my social skills are flawless,
- no one in tr can communicate for shit,
- not slacking off for once,
- raid on the city knock out evil tusks,
- surprisingly not plotting anyone's death,
- today we are tranquil for once,
- well that's needlessly sinister
017. [Locked Audio/Rocket Frequency]
[AUDIO / PRIVATE - TEAM ROCKET FREQUENCY]
Good evening.
[The voice that comes over the 'Gear tonight is calm, at least; soft and open, a bit high-pitched perhaps, but generally not unpleasant to listen to. Confident, in a bit of a self-satisfied way. So it goes.]
My name is Solf J Kimblee; I hold the rank of Beta within this organization. I suppose I owe you all an apology for being away from the organization itself for so long.
I think it's time to remedy that a bit.
As one of the field agents in charge of assisting with the training of the new recruits, I would like to extend an invitation to all of you - particularly the new ones that I have yet to meet, although I would like to see those I'm already acquainted with as well. It isn't an order; again, it's just an invitation to talk. I would like to get to know all of you, and to have a fuller understanding of your talents. Should you require orders or simply want something to do, I may have a proposal for you; we'll see.
I would prefer meeting you in person; I'm in the Goldenrod base for the time being, but if you're currently elsewhere, neither time nor money is a problem for me. Let me know where you are; I'll meet up with you.
I must say that I'm pleased with the work I've seen so far, however. Do keep it up, hm?
Good evening.
[The voice that comes over the 'Gear tonight is calm, at least; soft and open, a bit high-pitched perhaps, but generally not unpleasant to listen to. Confident, in a bit of a self-satisfied way. So it goes.]
My name is Solf J Kimblee; I hold the rank of Beta within this organization. I suppose I owe you all an apology for being away from the organization itself for so long.
I think it's time to remedy that a bit.
As one of the field agents in charge of assisting with the training of the new recruits, I would like to extend an invitation to all of you - particularly the new ones that I have yet to meet, although I would like to see those I'm already acquainted with as well. It isn't an order; again, it's just an invitation to talk. I would like to get to know all of you, and to have a fuller understanding of your talents. Should you require orders or simply want something to do, I may have a proposal for you; we'll see.
I would prefer meeting you in person; I'm in the Goldenrod base for the time being, but if you're currently elsewhere, neither time nor money is a problem for me. Let me know where you are; I'll meet up with you.
I must say that I'm pleased with the work I've seen so far, however. Do keep it up, hm?
[Private Audio]
[WHAT]
...I'm sorry, can you repeat that? You're looking for...?
[Private Audio]
Hookers. You know, Pwrostitutes? Making money and getting jiggy. Bwrilliant life-choice, in my opinion.
[Please don't say you don't know what one of those is, Kimblee; he'll want to teach you.]
[Private Audio]
[That's slipped out there before he can really stop it; there really are no words for this, wow. Um.]
I'm afraid prostitution is something that I'm not terribly familiar with, in terms of soliciting such services for myself -
[...that came out wrong]
...or soliciting them for anyone else, for that matter...
[kimblee that's still not]
Not that I've ever -
[ARGH]
My apologies, but I'm not familiar with the practice, on either side of the solicitation.
[Private Audio]
Now there's a shame! I could always teach you about 'em? Pwefewably we'd need one to demonstwrate, but if you don't know then I'm still searchin'!
[Private Audio]
...rather flustered by this conversation, my goodness.]
No, that's quite all right; I'm well aware of how their services work.
[Private Audio]
Your loss!
Are there any actual perks then?
[Private Audio]
[nonono Kimblee please don't word it - ]
...fornication, I suppose you'd call it?
[...like...that...]
[Private Audio]
[Oh he's raising eyebrows now. People from home barely even use that word- or at least he's rarely heard it- and considering he comes from a pretty old-period place... You hit a funny bone, Kimblee.
He's putting on a slightly posher voice; if you know Reaver, Kimblee, then you might be able to tell what he's based it off. Not that it's a very good likeness.]
I wouldn't put it that way, but yes actually; I quite enjoy drinking, witing and catching animals. [Before beating them to death. Not the Pokémon though; they fight back too well.
And yes, he is taking the piss out of that fact that you used the word fornication. Really, there's better, easier to say words.]
[Private Audio]
And I suppose a well-cultured creature such as yourself has a name by which I can remember you, don't you? What is it, and how long have you been here?
[Private Audio]
Bawwy Hatch. And I forgot.
[Private Audio]
You forgot.
[Private Audio]
[Private Audio]
...and no, before you ask, sex doesn't count. As practical a talent though that can be, I'm referring more to combat experience and the like.