Solf J Kimblee (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
explosivecombat) wrote2020-10-04 01:11 pm
explosivecombat) wrote2020-10-04 01:11 pm
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Voicemail/IC Contact
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)
"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."
[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]
[Audio forever]
Wow.
That's some grade A playing along there, Kimblee.]
One can only hope.
[Because he is so tired of cleaning up the mess he's made. When he's ruling things, he's making community service punishable by death...NOT THAT THAT MAKES ANY SENSE BUT IT'S HAPPENING.]
I mean yessss, that sounds wonderful! It's been a long time since I've sssseen Ayanami sssso be sure to bring her along.
[...if he's right in thinking that's the Electrode.]
And any other friends you want to bring along. We'll make it a day to remember.
[That's for sure.]
[text forever]
sounds great! :D i've missed you, sweetie, it'll be good to see you again!
just be sure to go light on the booze this time, you hear? you went really hard on the Jaeger bombs last time, think i can trust you with them this time? ;)
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This is still somehow better than that actual gorilla from an episode he hasn't lived through yet.And being from the early 90s at present, Cobra Commander has absolutely no idea what a Jaeger bomb is and...are they going to take away his gear? Is he openly talking about having Jaeger attack the jail,a and if so why is no one reacting?
Well if they're not taking his Gear away it either means something he doesn't get, or they're idiots. And since almost everyone is stupid besides him, he'll go with idiots.]
Ssssure, whatever you say, honey. You can...trussst me.
[ACTING LIKE THIS IS DIFFICULT. No wonder his movie career never took off.]
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haha, i'd hope so!! ;)
[Okay, so aside from how uncertain that was, we're just going to...assume that he can get Jaeger in on the party here without there being some sort of conniption.]
aw, shoot
sorry if my texts are slow, i'm trying to catch something while it's not hailing outside!! i want one of those cute little psychic foxes, but they keep teleporting away from me before i can catch it - i was hoping the snow would slow them down :( but it's not :(
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Wait...
Abra?
Why does Kimblee need an Abra? Can't Archer just...give him one?
Are they having issues or something he doesn't know about?]
I'm ssssure you'll catch it eventually...dear. Just keep trying.
[He is completely lost here.]
Try using something with Mean Look. That might help.
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oooh, ok!! you're so good at this, sweetie, thank you :) maybe i'll catch you one too once i get good at this and they stop getting away ;)
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[Him stopping so abruptly draws a questioning look, but he does already have one and he's not sure why Kimblee's offering to do that.
Or why Rebecca's offering to do that.
What is even going on anymore?
What has his life become?
Why isn't Zartan here and why can't he just disguise himself as a guard and break him out before anyone has time to even arraign him?
Why so many questions?]
Ssssure. I can always use a new Pokemon. That would be a perfect...[ugh] Valentine's Day presssent.
[Actually, the guard is probably downright baffled because this is the guy that tried to level Cherrygrove with Zap Cannons?]
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oh and while i'm thinking about it, don't forget that ayanami's birthday is on wednesday, ok? maybe we'll swing by then :)
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[There's just a headshake from the guard. He gets out on the 17th and here he is making plans for the 11th. She's so going to get stood up by this hissing idiot.]
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ok!!
love you baby, see you then <3 <3 <3
I HAD TO
...probably since the guard's watching.]
I love you too. Hope to sssee you soon.
[Wow, he sounds really uncomfortable saying that. Probably no surprise why since odds are he hasn't said it to anyone other than his reflection in years.]
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