Voicemail/IC Contact

[explosivecombat]

[VOICE/TEXT/VIDEO; OPEN TO ALL.]
(Carmen, you probably want this one.)

"State your name and whatever business you may have with me; I'll return your call once circumstances allow."

[Please state in the subject line if OOC planning is preferred and we can handwave like the wind, but otherwise IC will be assumed!]

Comments

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[aufsassig]

Am I supposed to take that as a compliment?

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[explosivecombat]

It's a positive association, anyway.

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[aufsassig]

I just hope you're not holding me up against the jealous one. I kind of like my head right where it is.

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[explosivecombat]

No, no, he's a bit too much of a mess for that, and more than a bit humorless besides. It would be an insult to you, trust me.

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[aufsassig]

So what kind of person does win your favor, Herr Superior? Maybe I want to be like your Zaubermensch, myself.

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[explosivecombat]

Why do you want to know...?

Honestly, by the way - I'm not seeking flattery. I'm merely curious.

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[aufsassig]

Better working conditions. I get hit less when my higher-ups are happy with me.

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[explosivecombat]

I'm former military; I understand keeping the chain of command happy. For what it's worth, I don't beat my subordinates for their failures, if that's the implication that you were going for.

I'm not opposed to leaving them to die, of course, but that's more their problem than mine.

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[aufsassig]

Since we're being honest, I wasn't making any implications about my failures. I was talking about yours.

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[explosivecombat]

Then I see no problem, as I actually believe in people receiving what they deserve.

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[aufsassig]

So, leaving them to die...?