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Oh, I strive to give credit
Where credit is due.
That’s indeed quite a tale
And a helpful one too —

For it’s said in a crisis
That wise is the man
Who like one of action
Does think out his plan,

But when time comes to act,
The reverse; then, he ought
To act out that plan
Like a person of thought.

As yet, I’ve not attacked;
I’ve just watched them advance
Though I fear that if I were
To go take a chance

And launch an assault
Quite the same as you tried,
It’d come out the same
And my hopes’d be denied.

But of course, I would never
Just leave it at that;
There are always more ways
Than one to skin a cat.

If attacks will not work,
Then that way, we can’t top them
But we don’t have to beat them;
We just have to stop them.

The bigger they come,
The more gravity’s gripping.
So it’s torque that might save us —
Ever heard of cow tipping?

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