036. [Text/Action for Goldenrod City]

[explosivecombat]

As grateful as I am that it's no longer raining animals down from on high, it's debatable whether this is much better.

[And there's a shot of the interior of a florist shop – one that's normally well-kept, from the look of it, though the "normally" is a bit marred today; it's not quite bull-in-a-china-shop level of disarray, but it's obvious someone's been going through the flowers with reckless abandon today.

Or, well, something, given that the next shot is showing the area behind the counter; that...well, that certainly is a pair of very young-looking and clearly sleepy goats back there, all folded in on themselves and solidly out cold.]

Don't misunderstand me, they're adorable, but they're making it somewhat difficult for me to work.

As for the more important matters, for those who care: I'm in Goldenrod City for the time being – are these things everywhere, or just here? And it's worth noting that, like with the cats and dogs from earlier, they're not anything I recognize, either.

[And Kimblee can be found in that florist shop for the better part of the day today, actually, if anyone wants to speak to him in person; this is apparently just something he's going to do with himself when he's not terrorizing the network. It's mundane work to be sure, but it's surprisingly calming; granted, if you ask him to arrange anything for you, it's likely going to be very passive-aggressive if he doesn't feel you're being creative enough in your requests, so tread lightly lest you hand your beloved something that translates to "SORRY ABOUT YOUR TASTE."]

Comments

[divinitea]

Well, I would hope so. I can't imagine having the store in such a state would be good for business. 

[No one really wants to be walking on half-eaten petals when they're there to buy flowers, after all. Speaking of those swarms, however...] 

I take it it was those...goat things that did this, then? How very horrid. You don't have a Fire Pokemon you can use to keep them at bay?

[There's a reason she's got her Ninetales out, and it isn't just because she's goddamn pretty.]

[explosivecombat]

...You know, most places frown upon setting the inventory on fire, which would be the risk presented with that solution.

[divinitea]

I'm sure most places would also frown upon having the inventory eaten by goats. But I suppose your point stands. 

[At least Beatrice can firebomb the stupid things to oblivion outside the store. She seems to enjoy it a little too much...] 

I do hope they spared some roses, at least.