02X - Reintro. [Text/Locked Audio to the Rocket Frequency]

[explosivecombat]

[TEXT]

[Well! Those of you on the network today will be greeted by a bit of audio late this morning, from a device ID that's been bouncing back all attempts at contact for the last several weeks.]

...Oh, that's cute.

[...well, if that wasn't the most triumphant return ever, I don't know what is.

At the very least, however, he seems to get over whatever he's almost audibly linefacing at long enough to realize that the device is recording something; he promptly switches the thing over to text - he's never really liked talking at the machine when he's addressing all of Johto.]

My, it seems this place does still have its sense of humor, doesn't it? And here I thought that perhaps I'd only lost three days at worst - it was a bit of a surprise to find out otherwise.

Ah, but that's neither here nor there, is it?

[Kimblee, hon.]

There's not much to report from home, unfortunately; however, it'll be a pleasure getting in contact with all of you again - hopefully you've all been at least reasonably well.

[Oh, well. At least he doesn't seem too off-put by the whole disappearing-for-a-month-and-a-half thing?]


[PRIVATE AUDIO - TEAM ROCKET FREQUENCY]

[...At least, not until the audio message that goes out over the private Rocket network a few minutes later; Kimblee's voice is cold and clipped, and the amiable "tone" from the text earlier is completely absent.

He has no idea if he still holds his rank or not; he suspects he doesn't. Like hell if he won't throw it around anyway. He's a bit displeased at his life basically being a .gif from Community, and he's going to figure out what in the good hell is going on if it kills him.]

This is Team Rocket Beta Solf J Kimblee, reporting back in for duty; to my superiors, I admit that I don't know what happened, but I assure you that it won't happen again.

To the rest of you - check in with me immediately, particularly if you're one of my subordinates. I'm receiving a lot of "ID Not Found" nonsense, and I need to know who's still present; given that and various things that I've had to hear about secondhand, I expect a full report regarding what happened here from someone, I'm not feeling particularly choosy right now.

New members to the organization - welcome to it, and you have my personal apologies for the disarray. For now, you're welcome to introduce yourselves; it'll serve you well to know that I'm good to those who are good to me. Again, prove yourself useful and you'll be rewarded.

None of this is a request. Allow me to make that much clear.

[...oh dear. Well. At least he's not in much position to actually do anything at the moment - this is Team Rocket we're talking about, and if somebody's on the network very vocally overstating their importance and/or competence, that means it's pretty much a day ending in Y.]

Comments

[explosivecombat]

I've heard as much, yes.

I do hope you aren't intending to leave him in there for the next seven years; somehow I doubt he's as resilient as I am.

[licentious]

Of course not. I'm not that cruel. I only imprison the very best, so they don't leave. [ Kimblee and Lust: masters of the twisted compliment. ]

I'm planning a road trip down the lines, but I believe a unification of those of us that are less than wholesome is in order.

[explosivecombat]

And just where are you proposing I would have gone, hm? [Aw, come on, baby, don't be like that.]

But at any rate, I'm listening; what are you suggesting, exactly?

[licentious]

I'm sure there are other places in the world that would love mercenaries with talents like yours. [ Say what you want about Kimblee but he be a destiny's child approved soldier. ]

I believe it's time that Johto's naughtiest unite their powers under a single legion. We can call it, "The Phalanx of Villainy" [ lust ur old go home. ] Or something else. I've been trying to narrow the possibilities.

[explosivecombat]

[...Lust, you are trying so hard here, it's almost precious. He knows better than to say anything, but...]

Well, that is interesting, isn't it - are you that restless? Mind you, I'm not saying that I'm opposed; such a legion could prove interesting, if done properly.

Though not to complain about your choice of titles, but we might want something a little less obvious, don't you think?

[licentious]

I suppose you're correct. However, I'm not sure if stealth was going to be one of the intentions, given that I'm interested in inviting along the Commander for our purposes. [ He'd just invite himself anyways. ]

However, I am growing quite restless and, ironically enough, it only seems to be the hell raisers that make any type of progress here at Johto that isn't idling about and then screeching when their pokémon reproduces. I suppose we can all propose and vote on names together. [ Or something. ]

[explosivecombat]

We might not want to act out just yet - although now that you mention our dear Commander...

I currently have an active alliance involving him and another individual; I believe I mentioned some time ago that we're working toward some fairly lofty goals. I stand by what I said then - as you've been so good to me in the past, it would hardly be fair to leave you out of the proceedings, now, would it? Especially as I think you would enjoy our little undertaking.

I request nothing but time, so I can see where we all stand with one another and what setbacks have been incurred by my absence; I can assure you, however, that hell will be raised in a way that I believe you'll approve of.

[licentious]

[ If Lust has ever come so close to being pleased by a human in her life, this might be it. This sounds absolutely delicious. It's clogging the arteries to her nonexistent heart like the ingredients Paula Deen cookbook. ] My, my! I'm flattered to be invited to such an event. I have to say, I've been becoming more and more restless ever since I was relieved of my previous duties with Gluttony. [ As much as she hated reminding him not to eat his pokémon, it passed the time. ] I'll be willing to assist in any way I can. I understand the need for time, I'm a very patient person after all. [ DOING DAD'S WORK TIRELESSLY FOR 250 YEARS.... ] Especially when you're returning from being expelled from the land of Johto. If there are is any other way to wish for me to assist, as I run finances, I'd be willing to assist there too.

However, I'm quite interested in gathering Johto's finest together. If anything, at least they can provide diversions for your over aching plan.

[ Villains manipulating villains manipulating villains: the thread. ]

[explosivecombat]

[Kimblee misses Gluttony with about the same vigor as one would miss a drillbit boring into one's skull, but he can see where she's coming from. Sort of.]

I'll be interested in seeing the results of this gathering of yours - and you know that I'm still willing to follow whatever...ah, guidance, you're willing to put forth. Assignments and whatnot are always welcome from you.

It's been far too long since I've served this family of yours properly; perhaps we ought to remedy that sometime.

[licentious]

I believe I might have one coming up, of sorts.

You see, I've come to the conclusion that waiting in the shadows doesn't work in a place that's so stagnant as route. The shadows just remain where they are, unmoving from the same light source. My intention with this gathering is being able to coordinate on levels we've never seen before. If one person is preparing something in Vermillion, then perhaps one can create a diversion in the next town so when the event hits, it hits big.

After all, there's already a system of allies against Team Rocket. What happens if there was a system of allies against allies? [ In other words, Bad hurting good hurting bad. ]

[explosivecombat]

[...goodness lord.]

Well! I can't say I disapprove of your message any - you really have been considering this for a while.

Count me in, though that likely goes without saying. Do make it fun for me?

[licentious]

Of course. You'll be the first person everyone will think of when it comes to distractions and I promise to give you preparation and supplies nothing short of a box filled with Voltorbs and revives.

[ Yes Kimblee that is an actual thing Lust has been thinking about for a while. ]