Solf J Kimblee (
explosivecombat) wrote2012-07-10 10:03 pm
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- with apologies to carmen sandiego
014. [Anonymous Text/Video/Action for Goldenrod City] - ROCKET PLOT
[ANONYMOUS TEXT]
[Unlike the other anonymous messages that this particular 'Gear tends to send out, there are no images attached to this one. Nor are there any particularly threatening messages - in fact, the message attached isn't threatening at all! Really, unless you're keeping very close track of who's sending what, you wouldn't think it was coming from the same source.]
i understand that there are a lot of you who were disappointed last week - something about how there were no fireworks on the fourth??? and there was something else called tanabata that not everyone may have heard of. i'm glad that people are spreading the word about things like that - celebrating culture is important!
and because it's important, a few of my friends and i have arranged a surprise for you! most people seem to be in goldenrod city, so we'll do it there - meet us in the square in front of the department store at sundown tonight. we want to make johto a special place for you, and to make you feel welcome here - i hope the later date isn't too disappointing!
if you can't be there, don't worry! i'll broadcast the fun for you over the network; it'll be great!
[Well. Uh. While it's completely anonymous and therefore less embarrassing than it could have been...Kimblee is typing like a hyperactive teenager. This can't possibly bode well. At all.]
[ACTION/VIDEO - GOLDENROD DEPT. STORE, SUNDOWN]
[And just as promised, after the sun goes down and there are a fair few people in the square - some NPCs, some not - there will be fireworks.
They aren't exactly high-grade, so the display isn't too impressive at first - a few pretty colors, maybe, but nothing terribly elaborate. Clearly whatever hyperactive teenager sent the message to the network will get a YOU TRIED........ Award, but it's nothing to write home about.
...and then other displays begin enhancing the explosions.
It's a bit difficult to pinpoint exactly where they're coming from, as there seems to be at least three Pokémon contributing to them - and the bolts of electricity must be coming from a Pokémon, they're unmistakably attacks like Spark - but the electricity seems timed to enhance the blasts put out by the fireworks, causing far larger explosions, shocks of electrical energy dancing between the trails of embers raining down from the sky.
Rather pretty, all things considered - it's gone from the work of an amateur into something far more advanced. Probably someone who knows what they're doing.
And while everyone's attention is trained skyward, that's when things start to go wrong.
It's a very planned-out sort of wrong; a calculated sort of wrong. A "something is firing Zap Cannon directly into the crowd" sort of wrong.
Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to be aimed properly; Lock-On is clearly not being used. However, it's difficult to say what on earth is being aimed at in the first place; those who are quick enough to not get fried (easier than it sounds, given the lack of aim here) and analytical enough to notice patterns will realize shortly that there is none, though the attacks do seem to be coming from one particular direction - the assailant is situated on the rooftop of the Goldenrod Department Store. Certainly, making your way up there will ensure that you find one of your attackers.
However, there are secondary attacks that seem to be following the Zap Cannons - smaller attacks, Spark and occasionally Thunderbolt, though that latter one seems to be a bit more infrequent - and those seem far more directly-aimed, trying to take out individual targets rather than shooting into the crowd at random. These are coming from another rooftop a short distance away - one of the nondescript, privately-run shops that aren't directly affiliated with the Department Store itself. Entering that shop will find the shopkeepers knocked out, so it's clearly neither of them doing anything - so who else is up there?
Should you be in Goldenrod City and wanting to investigate the electrically-based mayhem, pick your path - either the Department Store, where you'll find the individual with the ridiculously powerful attacks and no sense of aim, or the nondescript shop, with the weaker attacks but some sort of strategy.
And for those not in Goldenrod City? The fireworks were definitely filmed for you. And after a sudden burst of jittercam veering off into the crowd? So was the attack on the civilians, until the feed suddenly snaps off mid-attack. Should you try to respond to this particular signal, responses will come a couple of hours later.
Enjoy.]
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[HELLO, ROUTE. Kimblee is one of the Rockets that submitted himself as a human guinea pig for the sake of gaining stupid amounts of elemental powers! Of course, there's no way he's doing this entirely on his own - he has some...help, shall we say - but even so, he's having himself a pretty good time tonight.
Should you choose [action], regardless of which path is taken - the larger threat overall or the one that's actually strategizing - I'll be engaging you; feel free to mingle among yourselves as well, if you see fit to do so!]
[Unlike the other anonymous messages that this particular 'Gear tends to send out, there are no images attached to this one. Nor are there any particularly threatening messages - in fact, the message attached isn't threatening at all! Really, unless you're keeping very close track of who's sending what, you wouldn't think it was coming from the same source.]
i understand that there are a lot of you who were disappointed last week - something about how there were no fireworks on the fourth??? and there was something else called tanabata that not everyone may have heard of. i'm glad that people are spreading the word about things like that - celebrating culture is important!
and because it's important, a few of my friends and i have arranged a surprise for you! most people seem to be in goldenrod city, so we'll do it there - meet us in the square in front of the department store at sundown tonight. we want to make johto a special place for you, and to make you feel welcome here - i hope the later date isn't too disappointing!
if you can't be there, don't worry! i'll broadcast the fun for you over the network; it'll be great!
[Well. Uh. While it's completely anonymous and therefore less embarrassing than it could have been...Kimblee is typing like a hyperactive teenager. This can't possibly bode well. At all.]
[ACTION/VIDEO - GOLDENROD DEPT. STORE, SUNDOWN]
[And just as promised, after the sun goes down and there are a fair few people in the square - some NPCs, some not - there will be fireworks.
They aren't exactly high-grade, so the display isn't too impressive at first - a few pretty colors, maybe, but nothing terribly elaborate. Clearly whatever hyperactive teenager sent the message to the network will get a YOU TRIED........ Award, but it's nothing to write home about.
...and then other displays begin enhancing the explosions.
It's a bit difficult to pinpoint exactly where they're coming from, as there seems to be at least three Pokémon contributing to them - and the bolts of electricity must be coming from a Pokémon, they're unmistakably attacks like Spark - but the electricity seems timed to enhance the blasts put out by the fireworks, causing far larger explosions, shocks of electrical energy dancing between the trails of embers raining down from the sky.
Rather pretty, all things considered - it's gone from the work of an amateur into something far more advanced. Probably someone who knows what they're doing.
And while everyone's attention is trained skyward, that's when things start to go wrong.
It's a very planned-out sort of wrong; a calculated sort of wrong. A "something is firing Zap Cannon directly into the crowd" sort of wrong.
Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to be aimed properly; Lock-On is clearly not being used. However, it's difficult to say what on earth is being aimed at in the first place; those who are quick enough to not get fried (easier than it sounds, given the lack of aim here) and analytical enough to notice patterns will realize shortly that there is none, though the attacks do seem to be coming from one particular direction - the assailant is situated on the rooftop of the Goldenrod Department Store. Certainly, making your way up there will ensure that you find one of your attackers.
However, there are secondary attacks that seem to be following the Zap Cannons - smaller attacks, Spark and occasionally Thunderbolt, though that latter one seems to be a bit more infrequent - and those seem far more directly-aimed, trying to take out individual targets rather than shooting into the crowd at random. These are coming from another rooftop a short distance away - one of the nondescript, privately-run shops that aren't directly affiliated with the Department Store itself. Entering that shop will find the shopkeepers knocked out, so it's clearly neither of them doing anything - so who else is up there?
Should you be in Goldenrod City and wanting to investigate the electrically-based mayhem, pick your path - either the Department Store, where you'll find the individual with the ridiculously powerful attacks and no sense of aim, or the nondescript shop, with the weaker attacks but some sort of strategy.
And for those not in Goldenrod City? The fireworks were definitely filmed for you. And after a sudden burst of jittercam veering off into the crowd? So was the attack on the civilians, until the feed suddenly snaps off mid-attack. Should you try to respond to this particular signal, responses will come a couple of hours later.
Enjoy.]
[OOC]
[HELLO, ROUTE. Kimblee is one of the Rockets that submitted himself as a human guinea pig for the sake of gaining stupid amounts of elemental powers! Of course, there's no way he's doing this entirely on his own - he has some...help, shall we say - but even so, he's having himself a pretty good time tonight.
Should you choose [action], regardless of which path is taken - the larger threat overall or the one that's actually strategizing - I'll be engaging you; feel free to mingle among yourselves as well, if you see fit to do so!]
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[That's... not something he's really sure about, to be honest. He's never considered that what he's doing is imprisoning Kimblee. He's just trying to keep him safe. That's not the same thing at all, right?]
You can change plenty without risking your life, Kimblee. We've changed Team Rocket since we've been here. We've made this organization a legitimate threat. You haven't had to risk your life for that.
But I understand where you're coming from. You want to do more. I never said I wanted to keep you caged here. I've been good to you - you've said so yourself. I don't want to lose you to something that could be prevented, or even worse, to something that has absolutely no gain for us. You're... very important to me, Kimblee. Neither of us are accustomed to the idea of give-and-take when it comes to relationships like this and it will take time for us to reach a perfect balance. I understand that what you want is to fight and I... know I need to let you have more free reign. But you have to understand that what I want is your safety.
[There's a brief pause while Archer tries to find a way to word what he's trying to say.]
...I would rather spend the rest of my time here in Johto with you in Mahogany Town in complete safety than constantly worry about you. I understand that you would much rather fight. I have been trying to let you have what you want within reason.
[He's still not articulating the point properly which frustrates him. Archer can't find a way to describe it though; he cares deeply about Kimblee and would prefer to see him stay alive, even though death isn't permanent here. It would be a waste to have him outed here and now.]
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There are about a million things he could reply to that with. About a million points that he should be replying to, and he knows it.
However, there's all of one thing that's really sticking out right now; something that he has to address, something that he cant exactly let go of.]
...when you word it like that, it really sounds like you're trying to propose marriage or something, Archer.
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[Kim...blee...]
[Kimblee what does he do with that.]
[Oh my god, what does he do with that.]
[................................throw a pillow at your head, obviously, because he is the most mature villain in this game.]
That is not--! Don't be ridiculous!
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Well, I don't see how -
[.........mmf]
...!
[Okay hang on
just
did you seriously just hit him in the face with a pillow
let him grab that pillow and toss it...to the ground tbh because he is not engaging in a battle of the soft things with you]
I don't see how else I'm supposed to take assertions like that! Will you play that latter part through your head again and tell me if it sounds as good as it did when you said it?
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Yes it does! You're the one who misinterpreted it horribly!
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[...our lives, Archer...]
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I happen to care whether you live or die, so can you at least try not to fling yourself into situations like this where there's nothing to gain?
[THERE IS THAT BETTER]
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According to you, there's never going to be enough to gain from any given situation. You led me to that conclusion a long time ago.
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[...He really doesn't like that he can't answer that question.]
I... don't know, Kimblee.
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[He can feel himself becoming agitated again; for now, he bites it back, though there are a few small sparks making their presence known again.]
I don't need your protection, Archer.
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I'm not going to continue to argue this with you, Archer. Don't interfere with me like that again.
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Yes, I do. The opposition here is far too powerful for one man to take on alone, regardless of their abilities. You didn't listen to orders, Kimblee. You were losing control and that's the last thing we need here.
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I would have been able to leave the situation, should it have come to that.
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What do you want then? An apology? My methods certainly weren't the best and I genuinely am sorry for stooping that low. I thought it was the best course of action.
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However, he isn't going to back down. Not now.]
It's as I've already said. I don't want you to interfere with me again.
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[That's not a promise he can hope to keep, but if it will get Kimblee to calm down... Because really, he's worried Kimblee will get riled up enough to rush back out there and finish what he started and that would end badly.]
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[...well, whether that was a good move or not on your part is a bit debatable, Archer, because while he isn't riled, he's certainly going to try to go out there again regardless. He's not rushing, but he will be attempting to leave, thank you.]
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[Not that Archer's going to tell you that or anything.]
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