explosivecombat | 007. [Text/Action for Violet City]

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I ask that you forgive the morbidity of the question, but I find that there are some things that can't exactly go unasked -

I've heard rumors that if one dies in Johto, one doesn't exactly remain that way; has anyone actually proven this? If so, whom, and by what means?

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[Early afternoon in Violet City will see Kimblee dressed like quite possibly the world's most pretentious horseback rider, what with the black pants tucked into the pale grey knee-high boots, an amber shirt that's perhaps far too nice for the occasion, and the usual thick gloves over his hands, the ends of which disappear neatly under his sleeves. It would look halfway appropriate were he in the company of...I don't know, a Rapidash or something similar, but instead he's got Carlisle out in front of him. Kimblee seems to be checking over his murder mammoth, who's been at a bit less than 100% after almost a week of constant pushing to get to Violet City in the first place; however, after several days' rest, he seems to be doing fine. Kimblee is singing to himself as he circles the creature; it's not entirely perfect, but it's a decent mimickry of the tune Emmy was singing a few days ago.

Either way, he doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that holy balls it's cold out here; hell, he's not even Blofelding it up with his Pineco right now. Obviously, whatever it is he's doing, he's a man on a mission. Or something.]

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That's pretty sad to think about!

Perhaps it is, and again, I'll have to ask that you forgive exactly how morbid the question is.

However, I can't say that it doesn't beg at least some curiosity.

Well maybe a little bit, but why would anyone die here? It's so happy and peaceful!

...Except for the battles but those are all for fun!

[...oh my god what the hell is his luck with women lately

so quaint I'm gonna die]

True enough, I suppose. I take it your world was similar to this one in that regard?

[She may be quaint in words but if you tell her that, there may be a flying kick aimed right at her face.]

Oh yeah, very! No one ever died there!

[really

well

don't let him know that

because ooh princess daisy ooh, etc]

Where are you from, exactly, if I might ask? The name of it and all.

[you're not from london, are you

all the quaint things come from london]

[Don't let Emmy hear you, you cheating cheater.]

Oh, the Mushroom Kingdom! Though I was born in Sarsaland, but I live in the Mushroom Kingdom right now!

[A.K.A. Russia, apparently.]

[Cheater? Oh, nonono. Free bitch, baby and all that.]

The...Mushroom Kingdom. Dare I ask what that's like?

[Because come now, everyone knows Russia = Drachma.]

[w/e w/e don't hate.]

It's this super cool place where there's lots of sports to play! And so many cool people! Except for Bowser... he's not cool at all!

[Yes but Mushrooms. Like Mushroom buildings. Get it? HAHA i'm so clever.]

[Mmhmm, likewise - the game not the player, etc]

Yes, well, with all the coolness going around, I suppose someone had to have a deficiency.

[Well we hate the Game too but that's a whole other situation.]

I know! He kept trying to kidnap my friend! I never knew why though, but he was a big jerk about it!

[ngl we hate The Situation as well - ...okay, I'll stop, fourth wall get back here]

Well, that does sound horribly rude, doesn't it. Given that he kept trying, I assume he was stopped?

[NO REALLY WHY ARE YOU SO QUAINT]

[But we were having so much fun talking about situations in games.]

Every time! By Mario! He's a really super guy! You should meet him! ...When he gets here, of course.

[You say that now but wait until you see what she does next week.]

Are those from your world not in Johto, then? You speak of them as though most of them aren't present.

[...how many men will be incapable of reproducing]

Well, only one person is here, and he's Luigi. He's a super nice guy too! But my best friend left a little while ago...

[We're keeping a tally system. We expect 20.]

Shame, I suppose. If anything I've an overabundance of people from where I'm from, so I can't really say that I can sympathize.

[...w o w staying away from Ecruteak]

Oh wow! But that's super cool!

[uh no. she's sending you chocolates kimblee.]

Well, yes and no. It's nice that they're familiar, but to put it in perspective for you, it's along the lines of Bowser and everyone associated with him showing up in a giant cluster of arrivals.

They're familiar, just not exactly whom you're wanting to see. Make sense?

[...what kind of chocolates are we talking

if it's white chocolate you can get right out]

Oh! Oh I get it! That's too bad! It would be nice if you had someone you wanted to see here!

[no

they're exploding.

we thought you might like that]

Well, I've had one show up recently that's a bit more...pleasant, I suppose, though I can't say what terms we're on until I've met up with him properly.

We'll see how that goes, I suppose.

[...jesus woman

he likes you]

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