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explosivecombat) wrote2014-02-03 10:58 am
explosivecombat) wrote2014-02-03 10:58 am
Entry tags:
- !ic,
- **anonymous,
- *text,
- @carmen sandiego (here she is),
- @carter blake: bff 5ever,
- @envy,
- @geddoe,
- @jade harley,
- @jinguji ren,
- @joker (black butler),
- @kayneth archibald e-rank luck,
- @madoka kaname,
- @our future cobra commander overlord,
- @riku,
- @roxy lalonde,
- @ryner lute,
- @snake (metal gear),
- @tenten,
- being you guys is suffering,
- come at me bro,
- engaging in heresy,
- everything's exploding and nothing hurts,
- good ideas are clearly relative concepts,
- he's come undone,
- how edgy of you,
- just thought he'd warn you,
- kimblee is overstimulated,
- like a brick to the face,
- look at your life; look at your choices,
- my tiny violin tho,
- no kill like overkill,
- no sense of self-preservation,
- one-man army,
- raid on the city knock out evil tusks,
- sanity is so passé,
- the greater internet fuckwad theory,
- this is gonna suck,
- this is really stupid,
- tonight we're going hard,
- took a level in exploding things,
- well that's needlessly sinister,
- why we can't have nice things,
- with apologies to carmen sandiego
030. [Anon Text + Images.]
[Well, good afternoon, network - it's been a few months since this particular device has been active. There's an ID assigned to it, of course; those familiar with Team Rocket's activities in the past may recognize it as belonging to the individual calling himself Seth.
He's been inactive lately, as far as crime goes; that doesn't mean he hasn't been busy.
Today's message comes with a few lines of text and an attachment; the text is definitely deliberate, to say the least.]
What does this world mean to you? Do you think it's something worth protecting, or would you rather sit on the sidelines and watch it burn? This place is more than sunshine and Pokémon battles. If given the choice to make a difference, would you take it?
[As usual, there's a set of photos attached to the message; the first few show a desk in a nondescript room, covered in various mechanical things - those who are familiar with incendiary devices and triggers in your world will likely recognize them. The rest?
Those are bombs. A lot of bombs.
The last two are the usual shot of the Rocket member in question, in full Team uniform and shot from about chest-level, keeping his face and other defining features out of the shot. He's not holding anything stolen this time around; rather, it's one of those white cards that he's used to deliver messages before, the words written on it scrawled out in thick, blocky lettering as though someone had gone over the words repeatedly, obscuring any sort of distinctive handwriting for the sake of making it far less identifiable.
LET'S HAVE A WAR.
The final shot is similar to the first; only the card has changed.
OLIVINE CITY.
YOU HAVE THREE DAYS.]
He's been inactive lately, as far as crime goes; that doesn't mean he hasn't been busy.
Today's message comes with a few lines of text and an attachment; the text is definitely deliberate, to say the least.]
What does this world mean to you? Do you think it's something worth protecting, or would you rather sit on the sidelines and watch it burn? This place is more than sunshine and Pokémon battles. If given the choice to make a difference, would you take it?
[As usual, there's a set of photos attached to the message; the first few show a desk in a nondescript room, covered in various mechanical things - those who are familiar with incendiary devices and triggers in your world will likely recognize them. The rest?
Those are bombs. A lot of bombs.
The last two are the usual shot of the Rocket member in question, in full Team uniform and shot from about chest-level, keeping his face and other defining features out of the shot. He's not holding anything stolen this time around; rather, it's one of those white cards that he's used to deliver messages before, the words written on it scrawled out in thick, blocky lettering as though someone had gone over the words repeatedly, obscuring any sort of distinctive handwriting for the sake of making it far less identifiable.
The final shot is similar to the first; only the card has changed.
YOU HAVE THREE DAYS.]
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As for the declaration, it's something like that, yes.
[...it's...exactly like that, actually...
It strikes him somewhat awkwardly, really; he's not exactly used to bizarre feelings jams with Cobra, but you know what, he'll take it for now.]
I'll ensure that I don't get captured or killed, on my end; that would be a bit anticlimactic.
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No need to apologize. Just succeed. Which shouldn't be hard. I doubt many of these idiots have seen what an actual war looks like.
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Unfortunately I don't have any warheads on me, but this will have to do for now...although really, this organization has been good to me in that respect at least. The explosions I'll get from these won't be nearly as elegant as those I specialize in back home, but I'll admit being taught to make devices like this has been rather useful.
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The lack of a nuclear warhead isn't really much of a problem here. Irradiating Olivine City would certainly send a message, but it would also reduce its usefulness a great deal.
Besides, our opposition hardly knows how to deal with these things as it is. What you have should work just fine.
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[A more blatant lie has never been spoken, but Johto really isn't prepared for people like Kimblee half the time, not like Amestris was; to be expected, maybe - Johto has almost never seen any sort of proper battle between humans, while Amestris' primary export is war.
So really, if we're only taking his Johto record into account, Kimblee is surprisingly competent. No need to mention the success rate back home.]
Would you prefer I remain in this region after the fact, or would you want me stationed closer to you?
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If you have any further orders for me, you know how to reach me.
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[...]
...And thank you. For the discussion.
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[He'd say he's available for discussions any time, but he'd really rather not. Actual feelings are weird and he prefers to go back to thinking he doesn't have very much of them, okay?]
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...Besides, he only has about three of them, total, and like hell if he's going to actually talk to people when one of those maybe three feelings decides to malfunction. Because that is the well-adjusted thing to do and we can't have that.
So for now, we're good, and Olivine is going to get blown up, and that is going to be the end of it.]