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[explosivecombat]

[TEXT; LOCKED TO doitrockapella]

The offer for conversation is always open, should you desire to take me up on it; I can't guarantee that I'll respond immediately, nor will it necessarily be the response you want, but I'll always respond in some way.

In the name of enlightened discourse.

Comments

[explosivecombat]

Well, it was more the part where it was being handed to me in the first place that was confusing.

[doitrockapella]

Why? I've given you riddles before.

[explosivecombat]

[...]

Did I manage to embarrass you somehow? You're being rather defensive, you know.

[doitrockapella]

I'm not embarrassed, I'm aghast that I apparently have to explain flirting to you.

[explosivecombat]

If you say so, Locke.

[doitrockapella]

You really couldn't just solve the clue and send the flowers, could you.

[explosivecombat]

Well, I could have, but it's been a while since I've made your life a bit more difficult than it really needed to be.

[doitrockapella]

Keep that up and they'll say you're in love, you know.

What did you have planned for your encore? Pulling my pigtails?

[explosivecombat]

Goodness, you really are offended.

[doitrockapella]

Leaving a frog in my desk drawer?

[explosivecombat]

All right, all right.

Would you like an apology?

[doitrockapella]

What kind of apology?

[explosivecombat]

Well, normally I would suggest flowers, but...

[doitrockapella]

[And believe it or not, she's actually going to switch on her microphone just long enough for him to get a brief clip of her laughing.]

[explosivecombat]

Well! Now I really am flattered.

Perhaps there's hope for my magnetism after all.

[doitrockapella]

Don't hold your breath. Laughter may be the best medicine, but it's not the way into my affections, platonic or otherwise.