explosivecombat: (And what have we here?)
Solf J Kimblee ([personal profile] explosivecombat) wrote 2014-02-21 04:50 am (UTC)

While I still say this job's not ideal
In a few ways it almost appeals -
At roughly half-three
A man needed urgently
To make up with his girlfriend Camille.

And I could immediately assess
Their relationship's rather a mess,
He seemed rather harried
And though she wants to get married
It didn't take him long to confess

That after this last screaming bout
From this courtship, he wants a way out -
And so I proposed
Snapdragons, yellow rose
Because Camille? He's quite better without.

I think I know the relationship problems of literally everyone in Pallet by now; really, I'd probably hear less awkward confessions working as a bartender.

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