[Let's see - in Amestris, we basically tend to solve problems like this with...well...]

Ah...let's just say that our procedures for such things in Amestris are decidedly more of a last resort, generally carried out only if you're going to be changing your entire appearance drastically.

[sup dr marcoh, sorry about your face

...no, seriously

sorry about your face]

...and by "changing one's appearance drastically" I'm referring to changes usually carried out by a fireball to the face.