I won't disagree with you in that regard, but there's a certain amount of beauty in most of the horror this place contains. Admittedly, some of it is simply flat-out wrong, but for the most part I tend to find it more interesting than terrifying.

[Kittens hatching from eggs? Scarring for life. But things not dying no matter how many times you kill them is a-ok!]

As for wanting to test out the theory on a select few...wouldn't we all.