[Okay, that derpbug is kind of a cute thing. Archer will just settle on smirking at it for the time being, seeing as how things have become horribly awkward and he's not entirely sure just what to do now--]

[Oh? He glances up at Kimblee's words, but he's never been the most coordinated person. He fumbles with the ball before dropping it entirely. The look of frustration freezes when the chimera pops out of the ball. It's a strange-looking pink-and-blue, sharp-edged thing - its a much better present than he could have imagined.]

What...? You...?

[Nope, hang on, words are failing him now. He'll just reach out to touch the Porygon, who beeps in acknowledgement.]

How did you even manage to get enough coins for this? That's... That's near impossible! I thought you were just amusing yourself that one day...!

[...Well, he'll be over here, trying not to look openly joyful at the Porygon. It's not working.]