[Oh come on, what is that look for? He's not terrible at coming up with gift ideas!]
[...]
[...Okay, yes he is, but that's not the point!]
Yes, well. This is for you.
[And with that, he'll just be holding out a neatly wrapped box for you to take, Kimblee! It's simply wrapped, but if you know anything about Archer, it's safe to assume that it took him several tries to get the wrapping to stay on in a way that does look... completely shitty. It's also none of that brightly-colored crap that most of the stores sell and it's topped off with a tiny bow placed neatly in the center. ...Shut up, he was bored, okay.]
[Inside is a plain Pokeball containing a new addition to your team!]
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[...]
[...Okay, yes he is, but that's not the point!]
Yes, well. This is for you.
[And with that, he'll just be holding out a neatly wrapped box for you to take, Kimblee! It's simply wrapped, but if you know anything about Archer, it's safe to assume that it took him several tries to get the wrapping to stay on in a way that does look... completely shitty. It's also none of that brightly-colored crap that most of the stores sell and it's topped off with a tiny bow placed neatly in the center. ...Shut up, he was bored, okay.]
[Inside is a plain Pokeball containing a new addition to your team!]