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Solf J Kimblee ([personal profile] explosivecombat) wrote2011-12-10 04:55 am

00?. [Action for Goldenrod City / FOURTH WALL EVENT]

[Normal: Kimblee is hanging out on the outskirts of town today, wandering around in the snow.

Also Normal: His current activity is centered around forced population control on groups of wild Pokémon in the area; most call it "training," the local Rattata call it "horrifying."

Still Normal, If A Bit Disconcerting: Said population control involves a lot of loud explosions, followed by some kind of disturbing laughter.

Decidedly Less Normal: Those explosions are happening in rapid succession, too quickly for them to be caused by Selfdestruct without a lot of Revives...

Wait, What?: Hold on, Kimblee's Pokémon are nowhere to be seen.

Arceus, Please Save Us: ...yeah, those explosions are coming from Kimblee himself.

...oh dear.

When things aren't exploding, he's still more or less composed, if you see him from the back or at a distance; there's nothing frantic or erratic about his actions - if anything, his movements are very tightly controlled and almost unnaturally calm. He's simply walking around in areas that are quite obviously still tall grass, despite all the snow, and seeing what he finds. It's his expression that's obviously not right; he's got an >8D face going on that's only capable of being rivaled by very spoiled children being given free rein in a candy store on Christmas morning. And once something jumps out at him from that grass, it quickly becomes very obvious why.

He brings his hands together with a sharp snap, then drops down easily, the motion fluid; it isn't long before snow and general destruction is flying everywhere as explosions rip through the ground.

They're nowhere near as powerful as they might have been with the Philosopher's Stones - Johto wasn't that good to him, and the realization had led to a bit of linefacing at first - but they're still alchemy, and after two months without?

Feels. Good. Man.

So yes, there are a lot of explosions somewhere outside of Goldenrod (...okay, pretty much everywhere outside of Goldenrod eventually, because he's not going to stay in one place); Kimblee's just laughing like a maniac and...clapping like a moron, fainting Pokémon left and right as he goes. Today is awesome. Awesome.]

[identity profile] stalkscyclops.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Greetings. My name is Sinister, Mister Sinister, and I have been watching you.

[If Kimblee’s willing to approach him, he may as well own up to what he’s doing. Besides, even if you blow him up, he’ll just pull himself back together.]

You possess quite the interesting ability, mister…?

[identity profile] stalkscyclops.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he can be very forward when he wants something. Invading mansions, ruining weddings, kidnapping the homeless, taking over Antarctica, it’s all in a day’s work for him when he feels like doing things.]

A code name? No, it’s nothing like that.

[But he’s not here to talk about himself.]

Now about your…talents, Mr. Kimblee. Would you care to explain how they work?

[identity profile] stalkscyclops.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[His Antarctica is full of dinosaurs, cavemen, mutants, and some ancient stone god thing. It’s a bit of a challenge.]

Very well, I’ll explain. I am a scientist, specializing in the study of genes. To be precise, the genes of individuals with certain superhuman abilities.

[Eye lasers, telepathy, blowing things up with their hands, that sort of thing.]

Any information you can provide would certainly aid my research.