[...ahahaha oh wow. Wow. Did you really just tell him that you won't judge him if he's crazy? Did. You. Really.]

It's charming that you think your opinion on my psyche matters to me at all - even more so that you think you can phrase it like I'm some sort of subject of study. To my face, no less!

Do continue; I'd like to see exactly how much you can add to this train wreck of a discussion before it actually offends me.