[...Archer, that bird is giving smugfox here a run for his money and that bat is roughly as tsun as you are. Clearly, the chimeras do seem to resemble their owner, at least in your case.]

His name is Dorian; at the very least, it should serve to make battling less grating against certain opponents, given that I'm certainly not the only one who owns these sorts of things.

[He'll just be glancing down at that bat of yours again after he speaks; it really is pouting hard down there.]

Well, that one certainly doesn't seem pleased with you, does he.

[That's not a question.]