[Okay, not that it's noticeable, but sir, you have his full attention behind his stupid faceplate because that is quite the laundry list of horrible awful things you can just whip up with alchemy apparently.]

It's disappointing you mossst likely won't be sssticking around. As...

[What's the appropriate way to refer someone to their alternate universe counterpart...uh...okay, he's got nothing.]

As you can probably imagine, sssssomeone with ssssuch creativity would certainly be able to leave their mark on thisss place, even with its limited resources.