You aren't obligated to tell him anything, you know.
[...because this is easier than dealing with the abrupt game of QWOP that brought on.]
It's been a while since I acted like that around you myself, but do remember who you're dealing with when you talk to him. He has no attachment to you; if he thinks he can get things from you that he wouldn't otherwise have, he'll try to do it. I doubt he's asking about these things out of some sort of existential need to know; he probably just likes seeing your reaction and he's curious about what you'll give him if he presses enough, and if he presses in different ways.
It's a bit surreal to tell you to pay him no mind, but I wouldn't suggest letting this bother you, either, given how he is.
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[...because this is easier than dealing with the abrupt game of QWOP that brought on.]
It's been a while since I acted like that around you myself, but do remember who you're dealing with when you talk to him. He has no attachment to you; if he thinks he can get things from you that he wouldn't otherwise have, he'll try to do it. I doubt he's asking about these things out of some sort of existential need to know; he probably just likes seeing your reaction and he's curious about what you'll give him if he presses enough, and if he presses in different ways.
It's a bit surreal to tell you to pay him no mind, but I wouldn't suggest letting this bother you, either, given how he is.