[...honestly? He approves of your...whatever it is you're doing there. Admittedly, if he knew you were trying to build a better bomb or something, then he'd volunteer the information that that isn't going to, ah, work, but as it stands, Electrodes are kind of the bane of his existence and if you are wanting to torture yours, then by all means, sir.]

Unfortunately not - I assume you're one of our newcomers, then?

[He's actually managing to not sound as amused as he actually is; if anything, his voice is reasonably pleasant.]

I only know of one "Commander" in the area; I've worked with him a few times, he's an interesting fellow. Here's hoping you find yours among all the chaos; it's not usually this...interesting around here.