Eh heh heh. So. That. See, that's me abusing something we have called genjutsu. Basically you impose yourself over someone else's perceptions and make them believe that something is going on that isn't actually happening. Someone did one on me once when I was a kid that made me think everything was a couple inches closer than it actually was. Ended up falling down two flights of stairs.

After that I really studied up on it and experimented until I could get the most vicious of my cousins to painfully embarrass themselves before figuring out how to get out of the jutsu. I had to be really careful and layer the shit out of it so the basic breaks wouldn't work though. It was pretty much the only one I could do though.

I was still trying to learn to be able to do it without a hell of a lot of time being wasted while I did when I died though. Most people would say I was crap at it since it wasn't combat viable yet.