More backdating, yay - Christmas 2012!

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All five of my characters are listed here, just for the sake of having all of this in one place!


KIMBLEE:

Archer: OH MY GOD HELL IF I KNOW. It'll come to me eventually.

Carmen: You are getting a really classy silver pocketwatch, due to such things being non-gender-specific in Amestris; silver pocketwatches also have Meanings attached to them for him - though this one will obviously not have the Amestrian military crest on it, the meaning still holds.

Cobra: ...I will discuss this with you, Steve, because it has potential to be hideously stupid and involves Plottings so remind me to ping you later.

Crow: You are the first of a few to receive this, but! You are getting a letter wishing you well for the season and expressing the general sentiment that you likely know what to get yourself better than he does, so enjoy the 10K he's sending you.

Emmy: Set of rather elegant jewelry, obviously for the sake of special occasions; feminine in design but still somewhat simple, as to not get in the way should asskicking need to ensue during said special occasions.

Envy: Second of a few - you are getting a letter wishing you well for the season and expressing the general sentiment that you likely know what to get yourself better than he does, so enjoy the 10K he's sending you; also, the general sentiment that we need to get together and explode things.

Isaac: You are getting a level 30 Spheal, as well as that...uh, promise that we've worked out OOCly that cannot possibly end terribly.

Karkat: We like these letters wishing you well for the season and expressing the general sentiment that you likely know what to get yourself better than he does, so enjoy the 10K he's sending you. So you're getting this as well!

Kato: Ferroseed egg (Explosion, Protect, Rock Polish, Selfdestruct); Numel egg (Protect, Strength, Will-O-Wisp, Flamethrower, Fire Blast, Double Team; also a note stating that he'll allow usage of his reusable Explosion TM on it when it evolves because the results are hilarious, as well as whatever else he needs it used on at the moment).

Kayneth: Set of TMs structured around defense - Protect, Detect, Light Screen, Reflect - because you entertain him and he likes being backhanded.

Lightning: You are getting a set of simple jewelry and a clip for your hair that's both pretty and practical; there's also an assurance of further assistance should it be needed, though it's written in all his incredibly socially-awkward glory and some really hideous handwriting.

Logan: You are also getting a letter wishing you well for the season and expressing the general sentiment that you likely know what to get yourself better than he does, so enjoy the 10K he's sending you.

Ryuunosuke: ...okay, first of all this Sandile thing is one that looks stupid as hell in a way that you would approve of, so you're getting an egg for one of these things (Protect, Strength, Scary Face, Bulldoze, Stone Edge, Earthquake); also have 10K because why in the good hell not.

Saber (Red): You are getting a basket with a few fine wines in it, and he really likes those letters, so you're getting a letter. Merry Christmas, okay?


DESCOLE:

Emmy: ...you are getting his tsun. And maybe that log we talked about. >:T

Fluttershy: He really sucks at gifts, but he will be sending you a set of very nice hair decs, okay. They're yellow and flowery and generally very pretty and...uh, just stopping this side of being gaudy, size-wise, but he figures that your hair is long and it'll make up for it.

Ondorus: ...you've expressed interest in music before, you are getting a clarinet. Because you need a clarinet in your life. You seem like the sort for some reason.

Wheatley: You are getting about a million lab coats, because you seem to like those damn lab coats.


REAVER:

Logan: A full set of evolution stones that he totally didn't steal.

Page: A really backhanded letter that alternates between wondering if she's well or if she's died of the utter cold yet/if the storms managed to kill her. tl;dr - YOU DEAD, SIS? BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO BE KIND OF PISSED IF YOU'RE DEAD. CHECK IN WITH HIM OR LOGAN TO VERIFY THAT YOU'RE NOT DEAD.


TOKIOMI:

Armstrong: A set of crystal figurines, formed in the shape of your primary team.

Kayneth: A set of upscale art supplies; also ownership of that flaming unicorn, should you want it, as lbr said unicorn seems to tolerate him rather than like him.


GLaDOS:

Dimitri: In the name of awkwardness and "Oh my god you poor man," you are getting what amounts to a baby electric sheep shoved at you before she just kind of storms out without any further explanation once she is no longer holding it. Enjoy your level 8 Mareep. It has a ribbon on it! ...and a card attached to it that's pretty much written in blocky, teeny screaming-caps that says Merry Christmas, and has her name signed to it.

Wheatley: You're getting a card that is very pretty but generic and covered in glitter because...ooh shiny, pretty much; the inside is pretty much likewise generic happy-holidays whatnot, with a handwritten message stating the following:

MERRY CHRISTMAS. I HATE YOU, BUT IN THE NAME OF THE HOLIDAY I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HATE YOU MARGINALLY LESS TODAY. THE STATUS QUO WILL BE RESET TOMORROW.

The Rest Of The Team Rocket Science Division: Well, because GLaDOS has no idea how to shop or do anything right and screw humans ugh she hates you, you're going to be greeted with cake in that lab on Christmas morning. Because people like cake. It'll have a card near it that pretty much amounts to the following:

MERRY CHRISTMAS. I GOT YOU CAKE. EAT IT.

- CAROLINE.

...because this is how she rolls. Now enjoy your cake, she's not going to want to touch it because she can't stand it personally. (It is, for the sake of reference, perfectly safe and will not kill you.)